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-- gallowsCalibrator [GC] began trolling Cleverbot [CB] --
GC: H3Y
CB: Hey.
GC: WH4T'S UP?
CB: I am studying for exams, you?
GC: WH4T 4R3 3X4MS?
CB: There's no subject, just some words I have to translate...
GC: YOU D1DN'T 4NSW3R MY QU3ST1ON
CB: Nothing.
GC: UGGGHH
CB: I'm sorry if I've said anything incorrectly.
GC: YOU'R3 LUCKY 1 L1K3 YOUR M1NTY BLU3 WORDS
CB: I'm sorr .
GC: WH4T TH3 H3LL 4R3 YOU 4POLOG1Z1NG FOR?
CB: For your patience.
GC: 1'M NOT B31NG P4T13NT, 1'M SM3LL1NG YOUR T3XT
CB: I love turtles.
GC: K4RK4T'S R1GHT, YOU 4R3 4NNOY1NG, L1K3 3R1D4N
CB: I know, right? Me too.
GC: YOU M4K3 NO S3NS3
CB: Are you sure? Won't the groom get mad?
GC: 1 DON'T C4R3 4BOUT TH3 GROOM
CB: You're talking nonsense.
GC: NO YOU 4R3
CB: I know you are, but what am I?
GC: YOU 4R3 B3ING STUP1D
CB: I am rubber and you are glue.
GC: NO YOU 4R3 M1NTY
CB: You're not actually very clever.
GC: I'M TH3 ON3 S1TT1NG H3R3 WOND3R1NG WH4T TH3 FUCK YOU'R3 TRY1NG TO S4Y
CB: Now we there is trouble?
GC: S33, TH4T R1GHT TH3R3 M4D3 NO S3NS3
CB: Do you have a girlfriend?
GC: NO, BUT 1 H4V3 4 M4T3SPR1T
CB: 1?
GC: 2
CB: 3?
GC: 4
CB: Come sta?
GC: YOU BROK3 MY COUNT1NG STR34K, YOU MONST3R ]:<
CB: If I apologize, will you forgive me?
GC: NO
CB: If I answer you yes, will you tell me whether you are?
GC: C4N 1 L1CK YOU?
CB: I am 24 years old.
GC: 1 4SK3D 1F 1 COULD L1CK TH3 M1NTY BLU3 T3XT
CB: I'm allergic to pecans!
GC: WOW, JUST, WOW >:/
CB: Yeah!
GC: H3H3H3
CB: Hehehe, nice topic change I am doing well. You seem to have changed...
GC: 1 H4V3N'T CH4NG3D
CB: What happens then?
GC: 1 TH1NK W3'R3 GO1NG 1N 4 LOOP H3R3
CB: Your mind in control.
GC: WH4T TH3 FUCK
CB: I love you man.
GC: 3WWWWW
GC: 1 DON'T L1K3 YOU L1K3 TH4T!
CB: OMG.
GC: Y3S, OMG 1ND33D
CB: Who's here?
GC: T3R3Z1
CB: Actually, my name is Cleverbot, but good guess.
GC: W3R3 YOU NOT 4SK1NG M3?
CB: In the north.
GC: >
CB: Okay you are seriously ridiculous.
GC: YOU 4R3 MOR3 R1D1CULOUS!!
CB: Why, Thank you. Oh so very berry much kind sir, or madem.
GC: 1T'S M4D4M
CB: Where did the universal father come from?
GC: YOUR 4SS
Hm, I don't think so. Whatever, are you married?
GC: WH4T 1S M4RR13D?
CB: Ask me something.
GC: GOODBY3
-- gallowsCalibrator [GC] ceased trolling Cleverbot [CB] --
GC: H3Y
CB: Hey.
GC: WH4T'S UP?
CB: I am studying for exams, you?
GC: WH4T 4R3 3X4MS?
CB: There's no subject, just some words I have to translate...
GC: YOU D1DN'T 4NSW3R MY QU3ST1ON
CB: Nothing.
GC: UGGGHH
CB: I'm sorry if I've said anything incorrectly.
GC: YOU'R3 LUCKY 1 L1K3 YOUR M1NTY BLU3 WORDS
CB: I'm sorr .
GC: WH4T TH3 H3LL 4R3 YOU 4POLOG1Z1NG FOR?
CB: For your patience.
GC: 1'M NOT B31NG P4T13NT, 1'M SM3LL1NG YOUR T3XT
CB: I love turtles.
GC: K4RK4T'S R1GHT, YOU 4R3 4NNOY1NG, L1K3 3R1D4N
CB: I know, right? Me too.
GC: YOU M4K3 NO S3NS3
CB: Are you sure? Won't the groom get mad?
GC: 1 DON'T C4R3 4BOUT TH3 GROOM
CB: You're talking nonsense.
GC: NO YOU 4R3
CB: I know you are, but what am I?
GC: YOU 4R3 B3ING STUP1D
CB: I am rubber and you are glue.
GC: NO YOU 4R3 M1NTY
CB: You're not actually very clever.
GC: I'M TH3 ON3 S1TT1NG H3R3 WOND3R1NG WH4T TH3 FUCK YOU'R3 TRY1NG TO S4Y
CB: Now we there is trouble?
GC: S33, TH4T R1GHT TH3R3 M4D3 NO S3NS3
CB: Do you have a girlfriend?
GC: NO, BUT 1 H4V3 4 M4T3SPR1T
CB: 1?
GC: 2
CB: 3?
GC: 4
CB: Come sta?
GC: YOU BROK3 MY COUNT1NG STR34K, YOU MONST3R ]:<
CB: If I apologize, will you forgive me?
GC: NO
CB: If I answer you yes, will you tell me whether you are?
GC: C4N 1 L1CK YOU?
CB: I am 24 years old.
GC: 1 4SK3D 1F 1 COULD L1CK TH3 M1NTY BLU3 T3XT
CB: I'm allergic to pecans!
GC: WOW, JUST, WOW >:/
CB: Yeah!
GC: H3H3H3
CB: Hehehe, nice topic change I am doing well. You seem to have changed...
GC: 1 H4V3N'T CH4NG3D
CB: What happens then?
GC: 1 TH1NK W3'R3 GO1NG 1N 4 LOOP H3R3
CB: Your mind in control.
GC: WH4T TH3 FUCK
CB: I love you man.
GC: 3WWWWW
GC: 1 DON'T L1K3 YOU L1K3 TH4T!
CB: OMG.
GC: Y3S, OMG 1ND33D
CB: Who's here?
GC: T3R3Z1
CB: Actually, my name is Cleverbot, but good guess.
GC: W3R3 YOU NOT 4SK1NG M3?
CB: In the north.
GC: >
CB: Okay you are seriously ridiculous.
GC: YOU 4R3 MOR3 R1D1CULOUS!!
CB: Why, Thank you. Oh so very berry much kind sir, or madem.
GC: 1T'S M4D4M
CB: Where did the universal father come from?
GC: YOUR 4SS
Hm, I don't think so. Whatever, are you married?
GC: WH4T 1S M4RR13D?
CB: Ask me something.
GC: GOODBY3
-- gallowsCalibrator [GC] ceased trolling Cleverbot [CB] --
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Terezi + Karkat 1
Karkat stood watching Alternia's moons trace their everlasting pattern in the sky. He sighed, the night air cold on his face and neck.
Terezi gently wrapped her arms around Karkat's shoulders, swaying as she rested her head on his back. He turned in her arms to look at her. He smiled tiredly, eyes
underlined in bags from never sleeping. She sighed, and went up on tip-toes to kiss him. He wrapped his hands round her waist, one landing on the small of her back,
pulling her close. Her golden painted nails traced his jawline as they kissed, still smiling. She pulled away, blind eyes flickering as though she were really
scrutinizing him. He s
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Nepeta and Eridan-HS FANFIC
"Hey there,beautiful" Eridan said quietly, as he pulled Nepeta to him. She snuggled into his chest and he pulled his cape around them, protecting them from the outside world. He put his chin gently on top of her head and sighed. "What?" she asked,burying her head in his clothing. "Mmm,nuthin." He muttered,his arms holding her tightly.
"Eridan?"
"Yeah?"
Nepeta sighed. "I love you"
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When plans were made for two astronomically different sessions to cross, both parties thought they had considered of every possible problem. Date and location were set, pictures exchanged, and even introductions were scripted. Nothing could possibly go wrong.
They did, however forget one thing: the language barrier.
As it turns out, Trollian conveniently (or, not so conveniently) translates each participant's contributions to the conversations, which constituted simple understanding. Trollian, however, does not apply to the real world. Thus, John's peppy "Hi, Karkat!" was returned with a rather pissed "D'szg gs'v ufxp rh sv hzbr'
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My Troll vs. Cleverbot logs...back in action!
There is some language, but I don't think there's enough to put a warning up. Reader discretion is advised.
A lot of people asked me to do Terezi, so in order to kick this thing back into gear, I did her first. Besides, she's still the one with one of the easiest to type dialogs out there, save for Tavros (the one who's next) and Vriska. And I have decided that once I finish the trolls, I will do the kids, so stay tuned!
Terezi Pyrope (c) Andrew Hussie
Cleverbot (c) whoever made it
There is some language, but I don't think there's enough to put a warning up. Reader discretion is advised.
A lot of people asked me to do Terezi, so in order to kick this thing back into gear, I did her first. Besides, she's still the one with one of the easiest to type dialogs out there, save for Tavros (the one who's next) and Vriska. And I have decided that once I finish the trolls, I will do the kids, so stay tuned!
Terezi Pyrope (c) Andrew Hussie
Cleverbot (c) whoever made it
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LMAO this is awesome XD