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Terezi vs. Cleverbot

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-- gallowsCalibrator [GC] began trolling Cleverbot [CB] --

GC: H3Y

CB: Hey.

GC: WH4T'S UP?

CB: I am studying for exams, you?

GC: WH4T 4R3 3X4MS?

CB: There's no subject, just some words I have to translate...

GC: YOU D1DN'T 4NSW3R MY QU3ST1ON

CB: Nothing.

GC: UGGGHH

CB: I'm sorry if I've said anything incorrectly.

GC: YOU'R3 LUCKY 1 L1K3 YOUR M1NTY BLU3 WORDS

CB: I'm sorr .

GC: WH4T TH3 H3LL 4R3 YOU 4POLOG1Z1NG FOR?

CB: For your patience.

GC: 1'M NOT B31NG P4T13NT, 1'M SM3LL1NG YOUR T3XT

CB: I love turtles.

GC: K4RK4T'S R1GHT, YOU 4R3 4NNOY1NG, L1K3 3R1D4N

CB: I know, right? Me too.

GC: YOU M4K3 NO S3NS3

CB: Are you sure? Won't the groom get mad?

GC: 1 DON'T C4R3 4BOUT TH3 GROOM

CB: You're talking nonsense.

GC: NO YOU 4R3

CB: I know you are, but what am I?

GC: YOU 4R3 B3ING STUP1D

CB: I am rubber and you are glue.

GC: NO YOU 4R3 M1NTY

CB: You're not actually very clever.

GC: I'M TH3 ON3 S1TT1NG H3R3 WOND3R1NG WH4T TH3 FUCK YOU'R3 TRY1NG TO S4Y

CB: Now we there is trouble?

GC: S33, TH4T R1GHT TH3R3 M4D3 NO S3NS3

CB: Do you have a girlfriend?

GC: NO, BUT 1 H4V3 4 M4T3SPR1T

CB: 1?

GC: 2

CB: 3?

GC: 4

CB: Come sta?

GC: YOU BROK3 MY COUNT1NG STR34K, YOU MONST3R ]:<

CB: If I apologize, will you forgive me?

GC: NO

CB: If I answer you yes, will you tell me whether you are?

GC: C4N 1 L1CK YOU?

CB: I am 24 years old.

GC: 1 4SK3D 1F 1 COULD L1CK TH3 M1NTY BLU3 T3XT

CB: I'm allergic to pecans!

GC: WOW, JUST, WOW >:/

CB: Yeah!

GC: H3H3H3

CB: Hehehe, nice topic change :) I am doing well. You seem to have changed...

GC: 1 H4V3N'T CH4NG3D

CB: What happens then?

GC: 1 TH1NK W3'R3 GO1NG 1N 4 LOOP H3R3

CB: Your mind in control.

GC: WH4T TH3 FUCK

CB: I love you man.

GC: 3WWWWW

GC: 1 DON'T L1K3 YOU L1K3 TH4T!

CB: OMG.

GC: Y3S, OMG 1ND33D

CB: Who's here?

GC: T3R3Z1

CB: Actually, my name is Cleverbot, but good guess.

GC: W3R3 YOU NOT 4SK1NG M3?

CB: In the north.

GC: >:?

CB: Okay you are seriously ridiculous.

GC: YOU 4R3 MOR3 R1D1CULOUS!!

CB: Why, Thank you. Oh so very berry much kind sir, or madem.

GC: 1T'S M4D4M

CB: Where did the universal father come from?

GC: YOUR 4SS

Hm, I don't think so. Whatever, are you married?

GC: WH4T 1S M4RR13D?

CB: Ask me something.

GC: GOODBY3

-- gallowsCalibrator [GC] ceased trolling Cleverbot [CB] --
My Troll vs. Cleverbot logs...back in action! :la:

There is some language, but I don't think there's enough to put a warning up. Reader discretion is advised.

A lot of people asked me to do Terezi, so in order to kick this thing back into gear, I did her first. Besides, she's still the one with one of the easiest to type dialogs out there, save for Tavros (the one who's next) and Vriska. And I have decided that once I finish the trolls, I will do the kids, so stay tuned!

Terezi Pyrope (c) Andrew Hussie
Cleverbot (c) whoever made it
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LMAO this is awesome XD